Sunday, June 24, 2007

Trip of a lifetime to our hollow earth!

I read in the Calgary Sun about a month ago that a group of adventurers were planning a trip to the Arctic. While there were a bunch of -ologists signed up for the trip, they're not the type you'd typically expect to go looking to do research in the Arctic. The National Post explains "[w]hile [the organizer] insists the journey has a genuine scientific purpose, Mr. Agnew also says the expedition will include several experts in meditation, mythology and UFOs, as well as a team of documentary filmmakers."

What do they expect to find all they way up there in the progressively unfrozen north of our world? A fucking hole that tunnels beneath the surface of the Earth! And not to the thick layer of molten lava that we're taught through indoctrination in our public schools. Rather, to a magical land

"where the Lost Ten Tribes of Israel today dwell in perfect harmony, with life spans equal to those of Methuselahs of the Bible, whose only desire is to live in peace. Their flying saucers [sic!] in defense of their country at times are see on on our surface world."
-- from their website, OUR HOLLOW EARTH

They had an expedition organized by holiday expedition entrepreneur Steve Curry planned, coincidently, to leave two days from now, June 26, 2007, but was canceled after he, well, died. The reason this "Hollow Earth Hypothesis" was back in the news was that the trip has been revived. Now, all those who are interested in participating in "the greatest geological expedition in history" only have to wait one more year. You can even put down your $20 000 deposit now!

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